Bad news, last time I saw my car, it was upside down in a bit of shrubbery. Then they strapped me to a bit of wood and told me not to move. The fact that I was alive was spoken with amazement a few times.
Result? Whanged my shoulder into the window while rolling. Hurts, have it in a sling, but nothing serious so long as I take care of it.
Honestly, if not for the threat of death and the tragic loss my my beloved Ford Focus, It was kinda fun. I was all like, 'Hey, i'm upside down. These seatbelts really do their job well.' I'm certainly not scared of roller coasters any more.
So kids, wear your god damn seatbelt. Had I not been, I'd be finding out if my hunch on re-incarnation was true or not.










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ab aeterno, ad infinitum. [link]
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capitolblueart is suffering from multiple personalities disorder..
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Making life mistakes so you don't have to since 1985.
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When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap.
-Cynthia Heimel
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Making life mistakes so you don't have to since 1985.
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"Keep faith in mind because greatness only comes to those who wait." :Me
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What is this?
Looks like piss.
Smells like piss.
This is piss.
Piss with ink.
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